tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7415178.post116627607146419870..comments2023-10-23T00:04:35.356-04:00Comments on The Vault of Buncheness: MERMAIDS ON THE MIND: LORI LEMARISBunche (pop culture ronin)http://www.blogger.com/profile/11831085937894725459noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7415178.post-1166359225716374732006-12-17T07:40:00.000-05:002006-12-17T07:40:00.000-05:00Wow, you are a sucker for those underwater charact...Wow, you are a sucker for those underwater characters. Lori Lemaris? You really have to want to live under the sea to be a fan of hers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7415178.post-1166308585704476632006-12-16T17:36:00.000-05:002006-12-16T17:36:00.000-05:00You're probably right. I mean, the guy can squeeze...You're probably right. I mean, the guy can squeeze a piece of coal and produce a diamond in a wink, so he'd have probably turned her butt into a Burger King Whaler sandwich, economy size.Bunche (pop culture ronin)https://www.blogger.com/profile/11831085937894725459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7415178.post-1166307581153509122006-12-16T17:19:00.000-05:002006-12-16T17:19:00.000-05:00Superman was probably just trying not to crush her...Superman was probably just trying not to crush her in his super arms.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7415178.post-1166307316145343482006-12-16T17:15:00.000-05:002006-12-16T17:15:00.000-05:00Well at least Byrne's reboot granted Lori the gift...Well at least Byrne's reboot granted Lori the gift of occasional girl parts. But I never quite bought Clark not figuring out her secret simply because if I had her in my arms I would have tried to grab her bum, and that would have been a giveaway and a half. And for those who haven't read Larry Niven's "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex," it's available online.Bunche (pop culture ronin)https://www.blogger.com/profile/11831085937894725459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7415178.post-1166306059157362422006-12-16T16:54:00.000-05:002006-12-16T16:54:00.000-05:00She's pretty cute. The trouble with mermaind in ge...She's pretty cute. The trouble with mermaind in general for me is not that they're slimy, but that they're chaste what with those built in chastity belts and absence of girl parts. Good choice for Superman though since he can't have sex (yeah, I read Larry Niven’s "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex").Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7415178.post-1166305286176251042006-12-16T16:41:00.000-05:002006-12-16T16:41:00.000-05:00And there we have the inevitable fishy/stank pussy...And there we have the inevitable fishy/stank pussy gag, and as the first comment no less. Only took a couple of hours.Bunche (pop culture ronin)https://www.blogger.com/profile/11831085937894725459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7415178.post-1166299624578945722006-12-16T15:07:00.000-05:002006-12-16T15:07:00.000-05:00I dunno, mermaids, though beautiful from the waist...I dunno, mermaids, though beautiful from the waist up, seem kinda...slimy and potentially stanky - you know, REAL ocean type thing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com