tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7415178.post115964520748927338..comments2023-10-23T00:04:35.356-04:00Comments on The Vault of Buncheness: THE GREATEST BAD MOVIES EVER MADE: SORCERESS (1982)Bunche (pop culture ronin)http://www.blogger.com/profile/11831085937894725459noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7415178.post-1160029261425786372006-10-05T02:21:00.000-04:002006-10-05T02:21:00.000-04:00Do not look closely at the picture on the box to t...Do not look closely at the picture on the box to try to understand anything about this movie. The marketing department saw a completely different flick.<BR/><BR/>I'm not sure why the people who need to make the sacrifice don't just kill both kids (girl babies) right away. ('Twins, what do we do now?') Is there some sort of sacrifice rule? Firstborn, delicious - first and second born, heartburn. But being blind to the obvious is a plot point, so it's best they start it early. <BR/><BR/>It's ok to be confused while watching. The things you'll know are generally superfluous and the things left unsaid are hilarious. <BR/><BR/>One of my favorite moments was brief yet superb. The adoptive parents take the twins to pay back a favor. "No problemo. We always wanted to raise three kids at the same time." The mother takes the female babies and explains that she's relieved to have them because "I'm so full." She then looks back and forth at her big boobs. They then cut to this poor actress struggling to put a baby at her breast, obviously thinking, 'cut, please say cut, cut before this kid, oh, no, gross.'<BR/><BR/>It's truly a laugh a minute. I'm going to tote this movie around and judge my friends by their ability to mock it. No one is safe.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7415178.post-1159651734814312442006-09-30T17:28:00.000-04:002006-09-30T17:28:00.000-04:00OMG. I can't wait to see this. I feel giddy with a...OMG. I can't wait to see this. I feel giddy with anticipation.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com