"YOU SAYIN' HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME?"-ROBERT DeNIRO TURNS 64

Bobby D turns 64 today, so shave yer head into a Mohawk, curse like a sailor, and blast the living shit out of sleazy pimps and gangsters in his honor.

Or if you're too much of a pussy to do that, throw TAXI DRIVER, RAGING BULL, GOODFELLAS, or MEAN STREETS into the DVD player and revel in his complete fuckin' excellence.