One of my favorite things about Halloween is the licence it gives women to throw off all propriety and pretense to shame and embrace their inner sex goddess in a stunning myriad of costumes — or lack thereof — that run the gamut of genres, fantasies, and fetishes. It's totally awesome, guilt-free, and an opportunity to rampage like the unbridled id-with-a-pussy you know exists deep down, and I was pleasantly surprised to learn there's a video that celebrates this very concept, namely Nikki Katt's " This Halloween ." (Special thanks to loyal reader MR. JOE for alerting me to this!)
The plot is simplicity itself: Nikki tells the sad story of how last year her costume sucked — she arrives at a costume party where every other woman is decked out in full-on hot chick regalia, and she's dressed in a pitiful pumpkin getup and looks like an idiot —
and this year she's gonna unleash her Halloween whore, in this case a foxy angel.
Man, I've always loved the whole slutty angel thing...
That's pretty much it, although her very funny lyrics are supported by a Halloween party that's an orgy of scantily-clad, gyrating chicks, and I was quite enamored of her statements that on Halloween it's "okay to give a blowjob to a clown," "end up with a girlfriend," "gang-bang like Smurfette,"
and this brilliant bit of musing:
This Halloween
I wanna be a fairy
Who wears not much mre than panties
And fucks the Goblin King!
Hey, my kinda gal! She gets it, makes fun of it, and celebrates it at the same time, so my hat's off to you, Nikki Katt!
God DAMN, I can't wait for Halloween!!!
Hey glad you like the Holloween video I sent you. I just read this in the news and thought you might get a kick out of it:
ReplyDeleteWell, you don't see something like this every day
CANBERRA (Reuters) - An Australian barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples, police said Wednesday.
Police in Western Australia said the 31-year old barmaid pleaded guilty in the local magistrate's court to twice exposing her breasts to patrons at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, south of the state capital, Perth.
The woman "is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences," in breach of hotel licensing laws, police from the Peel district of Western Australia said in a statement.
The barmaid and the hotel manager were both fined A$1,000 ($900), while an off-duty barmaid was fined A$500 for helping to hang spoons from the woman's nipples, police said.
"It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behavior in our licensed premises," local police superintendent David Parkinson said.