START YOUR WEEK WITH A SCAM!

Here we go again. I received the following email this morning and was astonished by what an obvious load of shit it is. I mean, I'm not even a British citizen, for fuck's sake! Hell-loooo...I live in Brooklyn, you dumbassed fuckstick! And do not get me started on the text...

Subject: Congratulations***Your Email Address Has Won***

Date: Jun 2, 2008 6:25 AM

Contact our fiduciary agent for claims with:
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Agent Name: Mr. Ken Smith
Tel::+44-703-197-1576
+44-703-197-2053
Email:( mr.kensmith11@yahoo.ie )
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This is to inform you that you have been selected for a
cash prize of £1,000,000 (British Pounds)  held on the
21st of  may 2008 in London Uk.The selection process was
carried out through random selection in our computerized
email selection system(ess) from a database of over
250,000 email addresses drawn from which you were selected.

Fill the below:

1. Name:
2. Address
3. Marital Status:
4. Occupation:
5. Age:
6. Sex:
7. Nationality:
8. Country of Residence:
9. Telephone Number:

Yours Truly,
Mrs. Stella Ellis.
Co-ordinator(Online Promo Programme