Friday, October 31, 2008

HALLOWEEN RAMPAGE 2008-UPDATE

9:28 PM, Suzi's apartment on Bleeker Street-

Jared and I just parted ways and he hightailed it off to Port Authority for the bus trip back to Rockland County. After making my way through the horrifying human traffic on 6th Avenue in the West Village I found a quiet, sane refuge here at Suzi's place and I'm gonna sit here for an hour or two relaxing while waiting for Jimmy and Amanda and Suzi's friend Sonya. And I had to immediately get on the Vault and post a preview of the Halloween gallery that's going up in a couple of days! Keep in mind that is just stuff I witnessed during the first two and a half hours of the evening; Suzi and Sonya still have to get into costume and we're a stone's throw away from Christopher Street, so who knows what awaits in the hours before dawn?

In honor of the late, great Dolemite and two of his foxy all-girl army.

Fay Wray, well in hand.

Zatanna and J'onn J'onzz, the Martian Manhunter.

Ain't it the truth!

Japanese Red Riding Hood and Wolf: what the fuck's up with the gas mask?

Two drag Jeannies.

Iss Tony Montana, joo fucking cock-a-roach!

Jame Gumb: "It puts the lotion on its skin!!!"

A woman in Angus Young drag. Simply awesome.

Is there anyone foxier than Miss Pamela Grier? Hell, no!!!

And the winner for the "Sheer Elephant Balls" award goes to:

Some white guy in blackface as Tyrone the crack-addict from CHAPELLE'S SHOW.

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:21 AM

    Angus wins!

    (Although Fay Wray was pretty clever-cool, and the "crack addict"... well, he's a very brave man...)

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  2. Hey, that pirate and matador came as Cheech and Chong!

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  3. hells yeah to the crack addict, he's even goth the crazy tweed hoodie going on. I just hope we can all get along enough that he didn't get an asswhuppin later in the evening. I'm pretty sure the point of his costume was not to mock the melanin enhanced, but to pay tribute to one of the funnier characters in the recent comedy pantheon.
    though perhaps that opens up a bigger can of worms.
    -Big Mike
    p.s. yes, he has huevos gigante either way.
    p.p.s. the word verification for this post is "shatival", i wonder if urban dictionary has an entry for "a post-defecation fecal fiesta?" or perhaps "the time interval between grunt sessions"...
    at least i amuse myself... HaHA!

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