And now for the song that should be our national anthem:
America... America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way, yeah
Terrorists, your game is through
'Cause now you have to answer to...
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls!
America, FUCK YEAH!
Whatcha gonna do when we come for you now?
It’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrooooow
FUCK YEAH!
McDonalds!
FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart!
FUCK YEAH!
The Gap!
FUCK YEAH!
Baseball!
FUCK YEAH!
NFL!
FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll!
FUCK YEAH!
The Internet!
FUCK YEAH!
Slavery!
FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH!
Starbucks!
FUCK YEAH!
Disney World!
FUCK YEAH!
Porno!
FUCK YEAH!
Valium!
FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks!
FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits!
FUCK YEAH!
Sushi!
FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell!
FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos!
FUCK YEAH!
Bed, Bath and Beyond!
FUCK YEAH, FUCK YEAH!!!
Liberty!
FUCK YEAH!
Wax lips!
FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo!
FUCK YEAH!
Band-Aids!
FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas!
FUCK YEAH!
Christmas!
FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants!
FUCK YEAH!
Popeye!
FUCK YEAH!
Democrats!
FUCK YEAH!
Republicans!
FUCK YEAH, FUCK YEAH!
Sportsmanship!
Books!
-America, Fuck Yeah (2004)
by Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Have a safe & wonderful celebration of our *cough*freedoms*cough* and please... no shooting bottle rockets out your butt crack. If you do, at least record it for Youtube and share it. :)
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