Great moments in ludicrous-but-true history: Dec. 21,1970-a presumably fucked-up-on-prescription-drugs Elvis shows up at the White House and requests that President Richard M. Nixon appoint him as a "Federal agent-at-large" for the Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs. I shit you not.It's The King's seventy-fifth birthday, so stuff yer face with fried peanut butter, banana and bacon sammiches while surfing nude to Hawaii!
"Glory, glory, hallelujah," indeed!
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