SUNDAY'S PORN DAY!

More new releases, kiddies! First up is this charmer that apparently promotes pride in candid self-awareness.

Next, we get this ebony-themed offering that completely eschews any attempt at a clever title and just tells it like it is.

Exactly what the hell is this?

Not only is the Sarah Jessica Parker-looking chick taking a deep drag thoroughly unappealing, you know you're in trouble when the marketers choose to emblazon the packaging with a reviewer's straight-up declaration that the flick is "not terribly erotic." Did this strike no one else as working against purposes?

I suppose a GHOSTBUSTERS-related porno was inevitable, in fact I bet at least one exists prior to this one, but the tag line of "Who ya gonna fuck?" is both hilarious and inspired in its utter simplicity.

Maybe now we'll see a version of that scene between Ray Stantz (Dan Aykroyd) and that gorgeous blonde ghost taken to its obvious conclusion outside of a PG-rated context.

I'm including this one sight unseen as a shout-out to the adorable Lexi Belle, she whose performance as Batgirl in BATMAN XXX moved me so deeply.

She's cute as hell (this photo does not do her justice) and an enthusiastic on-camera presence, so I'm happy to be a booster.

Ooooookay...

I dunno about you, but when I think soccer the first thing that comes to mind is nailing the entire team up the poop chute (provided they're girls, of course) and it's reassuring to see that the adult video industry has taken my needs into account. I guess.

Lastly, here's BAR PUSSY, presumably an ode to the charming ladies who frequent the watering holes of our fine nation and willingly offer up their own watery holes to to the horny denizens of those fine establishments.