SUNDAY'S PORN DAY!

It's Sunday again, so it's time once again to make Jesus weep with this week's items of filthy interest.

I know no movie is safe from getting filthified, but was there ever any call for dirty versions of PULP FICTION or FIGHT CLUB?

What the hell kind of title is ANAL SIZE MY MOM? Is it supposed to be some kind of play on SUPER-SIZE ME?

I can't speak for anyone else, but the come-on of "Don't miss my mom's anal cavity search" lacks the poetry of true tag lines like "It's not his nose that grows" (as fondly remembered from the poster for 1971's THE EROTIC ADVENTURES OF PINOCCHIO).

Surely, this next one deserves some kind of award for its title leaving absolutely no question as to the DVD's content.

And if ever there were a candidate for "unlikeliest porn version," this is it:

What cracks me up most about this is that the filmmakers remembered to include the obligatory Asian chick, long a staple on the SOUL TRAIN dance floor. Purists will tell you flat-out that this would not be an accurate parody without her.