Hedorah, aka the Smog Monster, from GODZILLA VERSUS HEDORAH (1971). Basically, an anthropomorphic mass of the foulest diarrhea imaginable.
One of the many downsides of late stage kidney failure is being forced to go on phosphorus blockers, as phosphorus is detrimental to one's system (as one's kidneys are no longer able to process it) and the stuff is in damned near everything we consume. In my case, I have to take horse-choker Auryxia pills, two with every meal as prescribed, but for me it's four, because the prescribed dose is not effective on me. (The upped dose is doctor-approved.) It greatly reduces my body's phosphorus level, but the unfortunate side-effect is that it does bad things to one's...leavings. In short, it turns your doody black, and accompanies that with an unholy redolence the like of which would hold one of Lovecraft's Elder Gods at bay from our plane of reality. The foulness is truly diabolical, and it requires three simultaneous sticks of burning incense to exorcise it.
Ah, life's rich pageantry...
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