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Saturday, July 08, 2006



I would like to say a hearfelt thank you for all of the prezzies I received for my birthday, but as of now I would also like to make a request: please don't buy me anything for my birthday unless you are 100% certain that I do not have the intended item. You see, I am a hard core collector of all kinds of stuff, and the odds are good that if I want something I will buy it for myself.

The reason I bring this up is that as of this afternoon I have just receieved a fifth (!!!) copy of the hardcover first edition of Ian Fleming's YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE within just under two weeks, and, sad to say, as a longtime James Bond Collector I already had that edition in the first place. Your intentions are laudable, folks, but I am very, VERY hard to shop for and I don't want you to waste your money and efforts on stuff I probably already have, so in future I suggest cash, gift certificates, pussy, or simply taking me out for drinks.

But again, thanks for the thought!


Jared said...

Stocks and bonds! Ask for stocks and bonds. You can never have enough.

Anonymous said...

Homemade stuff! Ask for homemade stuff. You'll get a unique Tijuana bible every time.


Bobby the Blue Baxojayz said...

Pussy. The perfect present. Never thought to actually REQUEST it. Brilliant!