AM I THE ONLY ONE?

While sitting here at my desk at the design 'ho house and listening to my computer's iTunes library, I was struck with a from out of nowhere question: am I the only person in the world who would love to see Miley "Hannah Montana" Cyrus sing a live-in-concert version of the Butthole Surfers' timeless classic "The Shah Sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave?" Seriously, wouldn't you give just about anything to hear her scream "There's a time to live, and a time to die/I smoke Elvis Presley's toenails when I wanna get hiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!!!" in front of a legion of her Disney-brainwashed tweener-gal audience? I sure would...