WHEN BROOKLYN HIPSTERISM COLLIDES WITH VINTAGE SERIALS

As seen in the window of a trendy Park Slope juice bar.

AS 50 LOOMS

At the start of the fall I let my hair grow in for the first time in ages, and now I'm reminded of why I'd been shaving my head for years. Having once been able to cultivate a lush, Death Star-esque 'fro, this thinning hair shit SUCKS. I'll probably go back to the smoothie when it gets warmer.

Ah youth. So fleeting...