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Monday, July 30, 2007

HELL, YEAH!!! SPOCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!


Mister Spock, the coolest space-hero of all time. Fuck Han Solo in the ass!

God DAMN, am I excited!!!

(pausing to calm down)

It's a good day for geeks. I just heard from a friend who attended the STAR TREK PANEL at the big San Diego convention last Thursday, and it's official: Zachary Quinto, best known as the uber-creepy Sylar on HEROES, will be playing the role of a young Spock in the upcoming TREK FILM.


Zachary Quinto, a no-brainer for the role of Spock.

And as if that weren't enough to have me masturbating like a coked-up circus monkey, Leonard motherfucking Nimoy is returning as the older Spock as well!!!


The meeting of the Spocks. And the world of geekdom did shake.

That makes me happier than...holy shit, I'm actually at a loss for words!

And while some of you may think I'm crazy, I hope they take this opportunity to finally give us the death of Spock — for real this time — in a way that hope is quiet and dignified, just like the man himself. Spock was never a man of action by choice, and he earned a peaceful demise many times over, so let's see it happen. I just need that kind of closure for a character I've loved my whole life.

Anyway, read the fucking transcript already!!!
(Yer Bunche stops typing and runs off to raise a celebratory shot to the total excellence that is Mister Spock)

3 comments:

JEN VG said...

So in love with Mr. Spock. He is dreamy.... sigh.....

erbrown said...

You're kidding, right? Ha ha ha ha ha... ? Right? You're madly using this much page area to adulate the choice of a new/young Spock as well as the old one? Ha ha ha ha ha... ? Right?

Oh God, Steve, that's funny.

Right?
Eliot

Chris Weston said...

Bunche, you need a holiday. Like NOW!