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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!-FIRST THE "MONOPOLY" MOVIE, NOW THIS

Coming from Universal Studios, in time for the summer blockbuster season of 2011: BATTLESHIP, a movie based on the venerable board game, directed by Peter Berg, the guy who helmed the incredibly flawed HANCOCK.

(STUNNED SILENCE)

No, I am not kidding.

Then again, Ridley (ALIEN) Scott is involved with the upcoming MONOPOLY movie, so I guess this isn't really much of a stretch. So with that in mind I say we just give up all hope and sanity and pay good money — $12.50 for an adult's ticket in the New York City area — to see these flicks culled from toys, theme park rides, and board games — fucking BOARD GAMES!!! — so the box office returns will lead to the inevitable green-lighting of PET ROCK: THE MOVIE, starring Dwayne Johnson.

PET ROCK: THE MOVIE? Oh, like you wouldn't pay to see it...

3 comments:

Jim Browski said...

I can see it now!



KEANU REEVES
in
a MICHAEL BAY production of..

SCRABBLE- The Motion Picture

Satyrblade said...

*laughs* Randall Munroe just tackled this subject a week or so ago in his excellent webcomic XKCD:

http://xkcd.com/633/

Anonymous said...

How long before they start production on Connect 4? I hope casting picks up Kristen Stewart for the 'Sneaky Sis' part.

Mel