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Sunday, July 18, 2010

SUNDAY'S PORN DAY!

It's that time again, dear Vaulties, and this Sunday brings us more salacious material that looks like it completely blows (in more ways than one).

Is there really anyone out there who gets horny over GLEE? Horny enough that there's actually a need for a porno version of it?

I guess some folks can rub one out to damned near anything. In my admittedly jaded opinion, the only way this could possibly be worth a look is if the character based on Jane Lynch's evil gym teacher has a scorching lesbian scene where she tongues some young ingenue's lathered-up nethers like a cow at a salt lick.

This one irritates me because its title is so flagrantly misleading.

Do you see nuts anywhere near this woman's chest? I certainly don't, so this looks to be a colossal middle finger aimed straight at titty-fucking fans.

This one might be fun, playing as it does into my passion for all-natural big tits and savage jungle girls, so when you combine the two and come up with savage jungle girls with all-natural big tits, it's a potential slam dunk.

The "plot" description is certainly silly enough to get my attention:

Explorers, searching deep in the jungle for a legendary relic that can make all women stacked, are taken prisoner by the Mamzon tribe: six horny, exotic babes with huge tits. Have the explorers finally discovered the source of their bounty? Maybe, but to find out, they'll have to survive the wildest sex of their lives with their cum-hungry captors!

I do, however, balk at this being a two-disc DVD, garnering it a price tag of just over $25 (not including shipping). Are there so many gigundo tits that a second disc is required to accommodate them?

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