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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

RED, WHITE AND BLEW

The hilarious Evan Stone, who was terrific as Captain Kirk in THIS AIN'T STAR TREK XXX and the Riddler in BATMAN XXX, as Captain America? Oh, hell yeah!
Judging from this cover image, whoever made this parody actually reads the comics. Please, o gods of porn, let there be a girl-on-girl sequence between Madame Hydra and Sharon Carter...And a scene where Cap not only defeats the Red Skull but also bones him up the ass would be a cinematic triumph. My only question here is who's the chick in black? She doesn't appear to be the Black Widow and there's no mention of her in the catalog copy.

6 comments:

Joe Jusko said...

That looks like Sarah Palin in the bg! LOL

Bunche said...

Joe, how perfect would it be to see Sarah Palin getting rodgered by the Red Skull while a scratchy old recording of "Deutschlandlied" (better known as "Deutschland Uber Alles" to us Amerikaner schweinhundts) played on the soundtrack? That would be worth the price of the DVD.

--=MR.JOE=-- said...

Don't waste a dime on this one. The Spider-Man XXX was good though.

Will said...

It could be Palin or what's her name the Contessa.

I see they are using Ultimate Fury instead of White Fury

Joe Jusko said...

That IS too much to wish for, isn't it? :-)

Tars Tarkas said...

The plot of this one has Red Skull getting Palin elected president.