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Joe Shlabotnik, Charlie Brown's favorite ball-player, shows his disdain for the opposing batter by unleashing an intense "onion ring screecher."

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The local Cormorants hated it whenever Peter North competed in the annual surfing competition.

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And Aquaman was never seen again.

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"I just wanted to say I've been a big fan since I was a kid. Your work on JONNY QUEST was the bomb, dude!

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From the Japanese preview run of SPIDER-MAN: TURN OFF THE DARK.

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Young Hiroshi was elated by his in-the-nick-of-time rescue, until he realized he'd been saved by NAMBLA-Man.

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MORK & MINDY, in its original tokusatsu version.

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After retiring from the lucrative franchise that made her a star, Dr. Zira embraced her interest in pornography and took the reigns behind the camera, helming such tenderloin classics as DAMN DIRTY APES, SWOLLEN RED BUTTS VOL. 15, MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO YOU STRAIGHT UP THE POOP CHUTE and EAT THAT BANANA.

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Adding one more unsuspecting victim to his ghastly tally, "The Peter North Killer" remains at large.

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Things looked dire for the Bad News Bears before the casting of Tatum O'Neal as ace pitcher Amanda Wurlitzer.

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The auditions for the latest revival of JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR proved unexpectedly stringent.

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Following the Mutant Apocalypse, the re-designed Statue of Liberty was a huge hit with the local tribes of hideously malformed survivors and fetishistic bikers.

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Somehow Bela Lugosi's attempts at a side career as a maker of advanced automatons failed to wow the scientific community, despite such marvelous innovations as an eight-foot-tall robot Stepin Fetchit.

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Lesson to be learned: never do hallucinogens on Christopher Street.

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Overcoming a certain stiffness of motion, the Mummy swept the air guitar competition with his stunning tribute to Yngwie Malmsteen.

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The scientists were beside themselves with pride when they successfully created the world's first test tube Brad Garrett.

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Without Charlotte's writing skills to save his bacon, Wilbur had to stoop pretty low to prove himself "Some Pig" and keep himself off the dinner table.

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What happened when Dr. Zaius ate his first (and last) sack of White Castle "sliders."

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Just another day in Brooklyn.

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Behind the scenes at Joan Rivers' latest bit of "work."