AS INEVITABLE AS DEATH AND TAXES

One of the things I truly love about the movies is how when a film comes out, there will be a porn version of it released within two weeks. The lofty pantheon of tenderloin "homages" include such classics as SPLENDOR IN THE ASS, HANNAH DOES HER SISTERS, HAIRY SQUATTER AND THE SORCERER'S BONE, FACEBALLS, BACKSIDE TO THE FUTURE, WHERE THE BOYS AREN'T, SHAVING RYAN'S PRIVATES, THE FLINTBONES, AN OFFICER AND A GENITAL MAN and of course, FILL BILL, and whatever films are released this week will get the same treatment. So with that in mind, I eagerly await seeing this charmer when next I visit Achmed's House of Adult Videos:


Bring on the penguin-plushie smut!!!