My loyal army of nieces added a new recruit three weeks ago when wee Lily Leona Murr entered the world following her extraction from her mother, Olivia, via McCullough chainsaw. The 19.5-inch, 6lbs. and 7oz. tyke was healthy as a horse and is presently being indoctrinated into the early teachings of my army's assassination skills at her home in Beacon, NY.
Wee Lily breaks out with her Nina Hagen imitation.I have to get up there and check on her progress myself, and if she's ready I may just teach her the dreaded "Scalp Claw."
Delivery room nativity scene as Devo album cover: Proud papa Eddie poses with the new addition while valiant birthing-warrior Olivia cautions him not to conduct experiments that will turn the baby into a beer-drinking lemur. (NOTE: use of this photo was fully approved by the mother, so don't give me any shit!)
2 comments:
Beyond awesome.
Yeah, go team Murr!
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