Just so you know, when you get it out of the packaging the wig is about as far from the in-control piece of Kingness seen here. Its fibers are all over the place and looks like nothing so much as what would have happened had Elvis stuck his dick into an active light socket. I bought one a couple of years ago and was disappointed to discover it looked like an exploded marmot, or at least I was until I realized it would make a great werewolf wig some Halloween down the line. In other words, caveat emptor.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
STILL GOT NOTHIN'
Still got nothin', but there will be something of interest and seasonal pertinence tomorrow. Actually I do have one small piece of info for you. You see this shot of a guy in an Elvis costume?
Just so you know, when you get it out of the packaging the wig is about as far from the in-control piece of Kingness seen here. Its fibers are all over the place and looks like nothing so much as what would have happened had Elvis stuck his dick into an active light socket. I bought one a couple of years ago and was disappointed to discover it looked like an exploded marmot, or at least I was until I realized it would make a great werewolf wig some Halloween down the line. In other words, caveat emptor.
Just so you know, when you get it out of the packaging the wig is about as far from the in-control piece of Kingness seen here. Its fibers are all over the place and looks like nothing so much as what would have happened had Elvis stuck his dick into an active light socket. I bought one a couple of years ago and was disappointed to discover it looked like an exploded marmot, or at least I was until I realized it would make a great werewolf wig some Halloween down the line. In other words, caveat emptor.
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