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Sunday, August 29, 2010

SUNDAY'S PORN DAY: SCORE aka THE "TRON-A-SUTRA" (No, seriously)

Things have been rather lean in the newly-released porn department, so I'm saving the best (?) of the run-of-the-mill stuff for next week. This time around, I'm quite pleased to alert you to the existence of SCORE, a beautifully-made Kama Sutra-style instructional guide to various sexual positions as enacted by performers in an environment and gear that evokes the original TRON (1982). Aw, who the fuck am I kidding? This basically is TRON, only it's sex-oriented as opposed to gaming/gladiatorial scenarios and has no narrative. It's strictly a sharing of information.

A pair of programs — the "penetrator program" and the "receptor program" — demonstrate "the Sitting Bull."

The instructional action in SCORE is played utterly straight and takes place on the TRON world's game grid, guiding the user through twenty sexual positions, and though it's done with a straight face, the concept is kind of amusing. (Well, I found it funny...) While the positions in question are accurately demonstrated, the participants never break from the whole TRON aesthetic and no genitalia is on view, which is to say that the imagery of glowing, helmeted characters fucking with their clothes on might not get you into trouble if you watch it anywhere not considered work-safe. There's no nudity but there's also no doubt whatsoever as to what's being represented, so proceed with caution.

So I thought SCORE was fun for what it is and was glad to see the whole porn parody thing taken in a new and very well-crafted direction, even though I doubt you could really rub one out to it. And I don't know about you, but I always found Yori to be a cutie and a half, so I found all of this rather charming. (Which is not to say that the programs depicted are necessarily Tron and Yori.)

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