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Thursday, June 16, 2011

HIDEOUS STAR WARS TOY

I know people are really into "retro" and nostalgia and suchlike, but do we really need to re-visit shitty STAR WARS toys? For example, I saw this on Wednesday during my weekly trip to Jim Hanley's Universe for my new comics fix:

The ugliest Han Solo doll in the known galaxy. The likeness brings to mind the result of a transporter accident involving Jackie Chan and George Lopez. I just love how they have to nerve to package this ugly piece of shit with Harrison Ford's face plastered right next to it on the packaging. It's kind of like double-dog-daring the consumer to buy it.

1 comment:

MZILLA said...

He looks like a Vulcan!