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Monday, May 13, 2013

THINGS I PONDER WHEN I'M PROCTORIN'-Part 2

When Auric Goldfinger got sucked out of the shattered window of his private jet and got briefly stuck before being sucked out into space altogether, how much more fucking awesome would that scene have been if the pressure on his abdomen had forced his bowels up through his torso and made a massive bratwurst turd loudly and sloppily belch its way out of his mouth? Instead of wasting time inserting useless stupidity into STAR WARS movies, why not use the cutting edge CGI technology that's available to give the classic James Bond movie its own John Waters-esque moment?

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