PAGAN FERTILITY MOMENT

Here's a shot of my pal Tracey the Waitress Goddess, proudly displaying her six-months-pregnant belly before a diminishing snowman whose state of meltage makes him resemble an ambitious (if somewhat stocky) phallic sculpture.

Sadly, you can't really see Tracey's beatific-yet-goofy expression or her belly. You've just gotta Trust Yer Bunche on this one.