Here's an ad, purportedly from the Johnson Catalog (whatever that was), for a disguise kit that, well, it's pretty much self-explanatory:

The outfit comprises of a black stockingette mask, that can be slipped over the head in a moment, odd eyes, buck teeth, and imitation plantation straw hat. The entire makeup can be removed or concealed in your pocket "as quick as a wink." Great fun! The parts may be used separately if preferred, and the eyes can be adjusted to any angle.
Okaaaaaay...
What with those eyes, charcoal-black complexion, and those fucked-up teeth, is it just me or does this look like a burn victim or a low-budget mutant or something? And am I wrong, or can it be inferred from the text that this disguise would be ideal for anonymously committing crimes? They stress the easy on, easy off aspect of usability a bit too much for my comfort...
And all that for seventy-five cents! What a bargain!
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Does he comes with a "barrels o'laughs" lynching kit, too?
Somedays, I hope there IS a hell - for all the right people, of course.
Well, there IS no burnt cork or muss... That's reason enough to buy several!!
Woo Hoo!!
Makes me wanna buy a kit, and some 5-inch stilettos, and begin my drag career as Miz Blackened Catfish.
What a bargain indeed!
Plus, 'Without blacking'. That's a relief.
....Jesus, you couldn't make up this shite.
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