Back in the 1990's, my pals and I had a sort of running contest to see who could come up with the most sordid and disgusting annual birthday gift for our college compatriot Greaseball Johnny, and for a while he enjoyed being showered by sundry manifestations of filth and pornography.
Yer Bunche with Greaseball Johnny, c. Halloween 1994. He was dressed as "the world's sexiest witch."
Then came the day when the competition was forever ended by mountain man Jared and his discovery of DAS CAVIAR DINNER, a "German" chunk of fetid, steaming horror for which none of us were prepared, and after which all who viewed it were ruined for life. (Jared's story about buying the VHS tape and the vendor's reaction is priceless and I hope he writes in to the comments section to share it.) Needless to say, I had to do a cartoon movie review of it and share it with my co-workers in the Marvel Bullpen. Anyway, what you are about to read is very, very nasty, despite considerable efforts to keep the visual depiction of these foul acts as light and "palatable" as possible, so PROCEED WITH CAUTION, double-click on the art to see it large (you WILL regret it), AND ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE.
You may now take a long, thoroughly-scrubbed shower.