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Friday, November 16, 2007

HYPNO-LOVEBUNCHE: OBEY YOUR MASTER!


"LoveBunche" gestures hypnotically.

YOU ARE UNABLE TO RESIST! GIVE YOURSELF TO LOVEBUNCHE! KICK DOWN THE DOOR TO THE VAULT OF BUNCHENESS AND PRESENT YOUR FINE, NEKKID SELF FOR MY NAUGHTY MINISTRATIONS! WRITHE YOUR YEARNING LOINS UNABASHEDLY UPON MY SMILING FACE! COME ON! YA KNOW YA WANNA!!! BOOGEDYBOOGEDYBOOGEDYBOOOOOOOO!!!

(My pal, Handjobbo the Amazing, taught me this hypnotic technique and claims it'll get me more pussy than a litter box, so what the hey? Face it, you're probably dripping like a broken fridge right now, just from having read it. Oh, yeah...)

1 comment:

Chez said...

OH GOD... MUST... FUCK... BUNCHE...