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Wednesday, December 17, 2008


What does one even say to this? The only way to beat this is by naming a child "Nigger Auschwitz MacCuntlips," for fuck's sake! From this morning's New York Daily News:

Happy birthday, Adolf Hitler! Boy with nazi leader's name denied ShopRite cake

Tuesday, December 16th 2008, 5:27 PM


Adolf Hitler Campbell, 3, is sandwiched by his parents.

This Hitler youth is blond-haired, blue-eyed and just turned three.

Adolf Hitler Campbell is the middle child of three kids given Nazi-themed names by their parents, including a dad who denies the Holocaust occurred and decorates his home with swastikas.

"They're just names, you know," father Heath Campbell told the Easton Express-Times. "Yeah, they (the Nazis) were bad people back then. But my kids are little. They're not going to grow up like that."

Adolf has two sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie. The latter, just eight months old, was named for Nazi leader Heinrich Himmler.

The bizarre names came to public attention after a local ShopRite declined to provide the Holland Township, N.J., family with a cake inscribed "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler."

"Other kids get their cake," Campbell complained. "I get a hard time. It's not fair to my children. How can a name be offensive?"

The kids are growing up in a home festooned with a swastika in every room. The father wears boots that once belonged to a Nazi soldier, and claims a relative was a member of Hitler's feared Schutzstaffel.

The parents insist they are not racist, although they don't believe in mingling the races.

And Heath Campbell claims he doesn't understand why people are shocked when they hear his son's full name.

Someone give him a history book.


martin said...

I think these people may need a lot more than just a history book.

Jim Browski said...

Notice how the father's name is normal?

Maybe they should make him legally change his name to..


and see how he likes it.

Satyrblade said...

I dunno - Fukmi Turdball Apokalips could give lil' Hittie a run for his money.

(Long ago, while working a hideous phone solicitation job, I actually ran across a Richard A. Hardcock. I am not making this up.)

But someone ought to put lil' Hittie's daddy in a gas chamber... then an oven... then a mass grave. What a godforsaken scrap pf anal-cling. Die in a fire, dude.

PS: The "verification word" for this entry is "DOOPE." Not making that up, either.

eggs mayonnaise said...

"There's a dead hillbilly Nazi on the landing, Dad!"

"What's its name?"


"How can you tell?"

"Tattooed on the back o'the neck!"

Czel said...

Your posting this is rude and offensive. On behalf of the entire MacCuntlips clan I take umbrage with the way you have smeared our family's name and honor.