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Sunday, May 02, 2010

SUNDAY'S PORN DAY!

I'm sorry, but when I see a horse on the cover of a porn DVD, I shudder.

What would Anna Sewell say? I bet she's breakdancing in her grave out of sheer apoplexy. And what's with this content description?

Deaf & dumb Jodie escapes from her city pimp to the haven of Ashby Stables where she discovers that she can ride for life.

Hopefully the Black Beauty of the title is some dude named Rakim.

This next item fills me with curiosity, both for its 007 parody angle and for its 3-D.

From the ad copy:

James Bone (Danny Mountain) investigates the murder of a fellow agent found clutching a Faberge egg at the time of his death. Bone is drawn into a high stakes world of sex, espionage and deceit in this one of a kind 3-D XXX adventure. An all-star cast will leave you breathless in this parody of the original film. Presented in both 2-D for standard viewing and 3-D for a sexperience not to be missed!

I'm curious to see how the 3-D works here, and even if the film turns out to be the most rock bottom of skin flicks, it'll still be better than the actual OCTOPUSSY, one of the handful of James Bond movies I will never sit through again.

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