No, that isn't Ben Grimm out shopping for manga. It's Michael Jackson! AAAIIIIEEEE!!!!!
One of the many things that makes me feel old is being able to remember when Michael Jackson was black. No, really. Michael used to be not only black, but he was really good-looking, causing panties to get swampy across all racial borders, and what has he been for the past fifteen years or so? A white woman. And now, if the photos in today's New York Post are any indicator, he's once more surgically altered himself, perhaps in hope that he'll swipe Michael Chiklis' part as the Thing in FANTASTIC FOUR 3: ATTACK OF THE PEDOPHILES FROM THE NEGATIVE ZONE.
Michael Jackson and Ben "The Thing" Grimm. You can't make this shit up, man.
I mean, seriously, what the fuck is up with this?
And I'm curious to know exactly what manga Mike's picking up. FROM EROICA WOTH LOVE, perhaps?
And at what point did Michael veer off into the Twilght Zone? I'd say the signs were there as of the video for THRILLER and perhaps before, but once the 1990's came along I'm convinced he fully lost his natural mind. If he ever willingly underwent deep psychoanalysis and consented for the results of his therapy to be published, I would spend a hundred bucks on that book just so I could finally have some answers. I usually don't give a fuck about the endless American celebrity train wrecks, but in this case I just gotta know!!!