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Tuesday, October 11, 2011

NEW YORK COMIC CON 2011 SURVIVAL GUIDE

Well, it's that time of year again and the New York Comic Con is once more upon us. The assembled geekdom of the tri-state area and beyond will descend upon Manhattan's Jacob Javits Center from Thursday, October 13th through Sunday the 16th in a living, breathing mass of myopia, questionable social skills, goofy costumes, and rabid fannishness, and I simply cannot wait. I'll be there with bells on, covering a few of the events and panels in my capacity as a Publishers Weekly reporter/reviewer, and I hope to see many of you lovely maniacs there as well.

As the date of the con approaches I figured I would once more hep you to the advice I would give to anyone who has never attended a comic book convention before, especially one as big as the New York Comicon and even more especially if kids are a part of the equation, so if you're thinking of going, please read all of this carefully and you will find yourself prepared for most eventualities. Comics conventions can be a lot of fun, but they can also be crazy, even for the seasoned veteran, so commit the following to memory and everyone will get out alive and in one piece.

THE "SOYLENT GREEN" EFFECT
One of the first things to consider with any kind of convention situation is that if you are interested in attending, then many others will also be attracted to the geeky fun, meaning that it's likely to be as crowded as a street scene from SOYLENT GREEN.

Inside the Javits Center at a previous con, and this is just the entrance!

'The extreme volume of people may be overwhelming to the newbie; hell, I've been going to conventions since I was ten and I'm still sometimes overwhelmed. But if you do decide to go, get your tickets asap and be prepared to wait on line to get into the venue.

Outside the Javits Center at a previous year's show.

And if I were you, I would show up as early as possible on whatever day you plan on attending. The con grows in attendance each year — the 2010 had reported attendance in excess of 60,000 over its four days — and is now well-controlled (well, last year wasn't, but I have it on good authority that the issues have been addressed this time around) but keep in mind that when they relaunched the con six years ago tickets were oversold, resulting in over ten thousand people being turned away at the door, including professionals who were scheduled to appear for signings and panel appearances. Such predicaments are now extremely unlikely, but it's not outside of the realm of possibility, so be prepared just in case.

CASH FOR CRAP
As a grownup, it's up to you to determine how much cash you feel may be necessary to have on hand, but what's your kids' budget? Let me be absolutely clear on this: Don't even go unless they each have a minimum of $200 to spend. Even the dinkiest of conventions is a cornucopia of cool shit that they'll want, and this is the biggest one on the East Coast, so it just isn't fair to take them to one unless they have some usable scratch. There's also the food requirement, which the Javits Center has under control — a not bad food court — but it ain't exactly cheap. Once you're inside, it's the only game in town and they know they've got you by the balls. That is why I strongly suggest you bring your own food/snacks and water. Trust me on this one.

WHILE YOU'RE ON YOUR FEET
When cruising the floor it's advisable that the attendee have a reasonably-sized backpack for holding whatever stuff they may get, allowing for hands-free movement and avoiding one's arms getting fatigued. Bottled water and a handy snack or two are also advised, rather than having to shell out some insane amount of money for them at the vastly-overpriced food court. (For example: a simple hot dog will run you around seven bucks.) A camera is also a must; you never know what crazy outfits or celebs you may run into, so it's best to have something on hand to visually record the madness. Comfortable shoes are essential; you'll be on your feet for a few hours, so you'd damned well better have on a pair of shoes conducive to walking. And lastly, don't forget a book for autographs and sketches. A blank sketchbook is the best thing for this, easily obtained at any art supply store, and make sure to include a loose sheet of paper or cardboard to place under a page that will be autographed in case the signer uses a pen that may bleed through the page; I've seen many sketches and autographs ruined by this, so always be prepared. And while some artists will do sketches gratis, they are rare, so be ready to spend a minimum of $50 per sketch depending on who the artist is, and I've seen a certain fan-favorite artist charge up to (and get) a grand per sketch. (In his case you absolutely get what you pay for, but still...) And speaking of which...

ARTISTS ALLEY AND OTHER AUTOGRAPH ETIQUETTE
The space relegated to the creators and celebrity guests is a place where you can obtain sketches and autographs and even chat with your favorite comics folk/movie/TV stars/assorted oddball media personalities, and it is here that you will see blatant and embarrassing examples of fandom at its worst. The inconsiderate dickhead who shows up with a longbox full of the entire run of THE SANDMAN — in duplicate, no less — and expects Neil Gaiman to sign and personalize every single issue, the "fan" who shows up solely to berate a creator for imagined (or not imagined, in some cases) talentlessness and/or slights, creepy collectors who ask artists to depict their favorite characters dismembered and shoved into refrigerators (no, seriously), five-knuckle-shuffle masters who want porn stars to pose for pictures with the fan's face buried between their cans, and self-absorbed bores who take up the guest's time and force others to wait for an eternity until their pointless dronings eventually cease are just some of the garden variety annoyances who can ruin the convention experience for everyone, and you would do well to be as unlike them as possible. Remember that the guests are ordinary people just like you and they expect the same treatment that you would if you were in their place, stuck behind a table for hours on end signing whatever gets thrust into their faces, so remember your manners and be polite. Simple human consideration goes both ways, and you often get back what you give. Oh, and be prepared for the sometimes exorbitant prices the artists and other media celebrities charge for their wares. It is not unheard of for certain popular artists to charge as much as a grand for sketches drawn at the show — yes, you read that right — but in some cases that considerable gouge is worth it for a one-of-a-kind piece of original art. And if you get a piece of this ilk, don't be a douchebag and sell it on eBay the second you leave the show. The artists are there to promote themselves and their work, but they are also there to express their appreciation of their hard-earned fan base, so to buy something from them only to flog it on the internet shows them that you see them as nothing more than a pencil monkey who's there to essentially prostitute themselves. Don't be the asshat who sends that impression.

IF YOUR GROUP GETS SEPARATED
It's very easy to get lost in the tumult, so if you get separated from your party arrange for a place where you can safely meet up. I recommend taking an initial pass by Artists Alley so you all know where it is from the get-go, and I suggest that the entrance to the Alley be your designated site for the rendezvous. The checkout at the food court is also a good choice, but if all else fails, find a convention staffer — always indentifiable by badges and t-shirts — and ask for assistance. They will most likely announce your plight over the PA system so those concerned will be able to follow instructions to a designated pickup location.

I'm sure I'm probably forgetting something, but those are the basics that immediately spring to mind. Please write in if you can think of anything I missed.

3 comments:

nando67 said...

Great post, Steve! This will be my third time around and as you stated, this does NOT make me a seasoned pro at this at all! Here are some things I learned:

Bring food WITH you inside. A sandwich from Subway's or your own homemade fare should do nicely. The food inside is overpriced and the walk outside the center to a local eatery could be a long (aside the fact that all places in the immediate vicinity will be crowded). Why miss out on the fun just because you're starving?

Get a schedule early when you enter (and a map). If there's a particular panel or screening you want to be a part of, find out the time/location and definitely go ahead of time. The lines are grueling!

Download the NY Comic Con app for the iPhone (don't know if it's available for Droid, someone please confirm). It's really neat and gives you up to date into on panels, artists, guest speakers, screenings, vendors, etc.

Be open to meeting new people. Last year my friend and I struck up many good conversations with people waiting on line with us. Right off the bat, no matter where we are at the convention, we all have something in common: we're geeks!

I would love to know the crime statistics at the convention (if there are any - we don't steal from our own) but it can get super crowded and tight while walking on those floors. Keep wallets and other valuables really tucked away, preferably in the front pockets.

On Sunday kids under 12 go for FREE (one child per guest)!

Wi-Fi is NOT free and reception was spotty for me (shitty AT&T) last year. Don't depend on it.

And PLEASE shower the morning of and for the love of God, wear deodorant!

Will said...

Hey Steve and anybody else

is there a good place in the vicinity for a late lunch also that is vegetarian friendly

thanks

Buncheman (pop culture ronin) said...

Sorry, Will, but I have no idea.