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Friday, June 27, 2025

TODAY I AM 60

Yer Bunche, circa 1965.
 
Despite decades of hardcore drunken carousing, smoking as much weed as Cheech & Chong, eating lots of food that's bad for me, surviving multiple stents being placed in my ticker due to congestive heart failure, years of torturous atopic dermatitis (now cured thanks to Dupixent), and enduring late stage kidney failure and thrice-weekly ongoing dialysis for the past five years, Yer Bunche has somehow made it to age 60. I have to spend my birthday enduring yet another dialysis session, but at least I still live to spread my madness. "HOKUTO SHINKEN WA MUTEKIDA!!!" 
 
Yer Bunche today.
 

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