Yer Bunche, circa 1965.
Despite decades of hardcore drunken carousing, smoking as much weed as
Cheech & Chong, eating lots of food that's bad for me, surviving
multiple stents being placed in my ticker due to congestive heart
failure, years of torturous atopic dermatitis (now cured thanks to
Dupixent), and enduring late stage kidney failure and thrice-weekly
ongoing dialysis for the past five years, Yer Bunche has somehow made it
to age 60. I have to spend my birthday enduring yet another dialysis
session, but at least I still live to spread my madness. "HOKUTO SHINKEN
WA MUTEKIDA!!!"
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