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Who am I to review WATCHMEN? One of the moviegoing, hard-earned-money-paying public, that's who, and what did I think of it? I thought it SUCKED.
You read me right. I thought it sucked.
Two thirds of the way through I was debating whether to leave out of pure boredom. I didn't give a rat's hairy ass about any character other then Rorschach. Nite Owl is a big fucking wuss, Silk Spectre ...oh, forget about her (though she did kick some serious butt and I wouldn't mind wearing vinyl like that, but that aside...). I was waiting desperately for Ozymandias to just leap onto his desk and admit that he was the bastard brother of Carson from QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY. I think the Comedian was a great sick, dark character (played by the dead Dad from SUPERNATURAL) and would have liked to see more about him but alas I was left to sit through a shallow imitation of what could have been something to have lasted the ages but now I can only say that after all is said and done I would rather have watched DAREDEVIL.
Nuff said.
— JWP
Wow. She "would have rather watched DAREDEVIL." I don't even know what to say to that one.
1 comment:
My sentiments were somewhere in between yours and Bunche's. I rate the film 5 for effort, 3 1/2 for results.
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