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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

SHOWDOWN! BARE-KNUCKLE BURLESQUE!!!

Ever a supporter of the lively arts, I'd like to direct you to what looks to be one hell of a show taking place next next weekend on Manhattan's West Side. My pal Kate is one of the masterminds behind this and I can honestly say that I've never failed to have a great time at any of her live events. Seriuosly, the shit's gonna be fun, and filled with wall-to-wall hot chicks! Here's the skinny:


Katherine Valentine, Michelle Juliette Carr and Thirsty Girl Productions present:

The Velvet Hammer Vs. The Va Va Voom Room

SHOWDOWN! BARE KNUCKLE BURLESQUE!!!
Friday October 12th at 9PM!

Hosted by Miss Astrid! Accompanied by Brooks Babyface Hartell & His Orchestra!

The 2 longest-running and most critically acclaimed burlesque shows in the world go head to head to present THE STRIP-OFF OF THE CENTURY!!!

Who’s the winner? You, champ, ‘cause you get to see TWO — count ‘em, TWO — super shows in one!

In the far corner, from the west coast a and points across Europe: the infamous VELVET HAMMER BURLESQUE. Known for their flawless pageants, tributes to the female form in all its glorious variety, the original — all others are imitators!

FEATURING: Valentine Violette, Princess Farhana, and Selene Luna!!!

And in the near corner, from NYC, the show with the hometown advantage: Your den of iniquity for vaudeville and burlesque, THE VA VA VOOM. Often imitated, but never duplicated…the gold standard in sassy, classy laffs and goodtimes!

FEATURING: The World Famous “Bob,” Tigger, and Dirty Martini!!!

Plus many more surprise guests TBA

Tickets $20 in advance, $25 at the door

When: Friday October 9th at 9PM
Where: The Zipper Room
336 West 37th Street (between 9th & 10th Avenues)
Tickets available through www.thezipperfactory.com
Or call (212) 382-3101

DON'T MISS THE RUMBLE IN THE CONCRETE JUNGLE! ACT NOW! THIS SHOW WILL NEVER BE REPLICATED!

So what are ya waiting for? I'll definitely be in attendance, so join me for some drinks, some laffs, and help me root for the home team! Fuckin' Left Coast wannabes, encroaching on our Yankee bump & grind territory...

TRUST YER BUNCHE!!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

My girlfriend danced in a revue with Princess Farhana a few months ago, and I was not at all impressed with La Princess. Her costumes were nice and her moves well-choreographed, but her presence simply wasn't there. She was strictly "by the numbers," and seemed to be dancing those numbers in her sleep.

Unknown said...

I'm dying to see this. Wanting an excuse to ditch my class reunion has nothing to do with it, I swear.

Jes