I don't think I need to tell you that since 9/11 New Yorkers have become a lot more wary when it comes to the sudden and unexpected, no longer secure in the knowledge that NYC is the toughest city in the world. We may not have bowed to the spectre of terrorism, but the all-too-human fact of the matter is that we can still be spooked out of our wits.
At about 5:54 PM yesterday, I was chatting with a co-worker about aspects of the upcoming Batman flick that annoyed me, most notably the Joker looking like a poorly-made-up mime who'd been going down on a woman on a very "heavy" day, if you know what I mean. Or, as the British have dubbed it, "the clown's lipstick."

For brief moment I felt like a character in a Godzilla movie, stuck in a skyscraper as the radioactive leviathan surfaced from the bowels of the earth, here now to commence one of his trademark senseless rampages of destruction.
Descending from the fourteenth floor was no picnic since every other floor had an exit that opened into the emergency stairwell, so the process of descent was slow and nerve-wracking. The roar was still loudly audible and the building still shook, and the inevitable thought of a terrorist attack entered the minds of all present. I admit to thinking exactly that, and once that inkling hit me I just went into auto-pilot mode, focused my thoughts into the back of my consciousness and concentrated on slowing my breathing and heart rate, a mellowing excercise learned during my long ago martial arts training. The two things that registered to me at all were the floor numbers as we past onto a new level and my heart beating like a rabbit's as it was chased by sadistic teens on dirt-bikes.
I've been in a few for-real fights, both winning and losing, and maintained an even heart rate during them thanks to being alive in the "now" of combat, but when trapped in a close space with about two hundred other fearful souls, images of the Twin Towers collapsing on people as they attempted to flee playing across the IMAX of the mind and comprehending the distinct possibility of being buried alive between untold tons of concrete and steel, composure is a luxury and not neccessarily an applicable skill. I'm no Master Po, but I somehow managed to slow the old ticker through zoning out, feeling the current in my veins and the pounding thump subside to a level of smoothness.
While I was doing my Zen monk thing, several of those leaving began to panic, hyperventilate, and scream at those in front to move faster. That obviously didn't help, and to make matters worse the idiots who are employed by the building to manage the main entrance decided to lock the front doors and leave. That development only served to send the already frightened members of the throng into fits of collapsing and wailing, so we decided to see if we could escape through the service basement.
We made our way below street level and found ourselves in a gray, bunker-like space, and just as we were about to exit some guy at the front brought the traffic to a halt, saying "No. We're safer in here. The street's on fire." We all stood stock still for a moment, at which point the building shook again, and the thought of imminent burial did not go over well with many of us. I looked at the guy, body-checked him out of the way and said, "Fuck this!" as I made my way free from my potential tomb.
Stepping out onto the sidewalk, I looked to my right and saw the street littered with people staring, aiming digital cameras and camera phones, and pointing stiff-armed to my left. As I turned to see what they were pointing at, I beheld a yellow-brown cloud of thick smoke, and steam at least as wide as the street itself, showering mud and debris in a geyser that reached up by about twenty stories. Before I could gather my bearings and voluntarily choose a direction in which to flee, I was caught up in a stampede of terrified humanity and struggled to keep my balance and move with the frenzied traffic as the runners trampled my sandalled feet. At one point I looked to my left, and just avoided being run over by an SUV that flew from my blind spot. The driver slammed on the brakes and I threw myself backwards, avoiding impact by about four inches, and the guy had the decency to mouth at me through the window, "Are you okay?" I gave him the thumbs-up, and, visibly relieved, he continued on his way.
With the near collision providing a break in the stampede, I made my way to a safe enough vantage point and whipped out my camera.


I doubt she'd have been laughing and invoking a movie star if she'd been over where I was.
The crew at Hanley's, kind and obliging as always, allowed me to use the phone and take care of business, plus I made a bathroom pitstop before hitting the trains in anticipation of a long trip back to Brooklyn. And the trip was indeed long, delays stretching what would normally be about a half hour journey to an hour and a half.
Fortified with a small stack of the week's new comics — to say nothing of the spectacular THRILL-POWER OVERLOAD — I thumbed through the reading material, the colorful images dragging me out of my shocked state and back to the here and now. Upon reaching my neighborhood I picked up my laundry and purchased groceries, readying myself for the twin possibilities of the next day's work being cancelled or going in to work early and having to walk crosstown from the West thanks to the Times Square/Grand Central shuttle being out of commission. (I'm typing this at work, so you know how that turned out.) I then settled in front of the TV and surfed the live news coverage for any new info. By the time I went to bed the officially tally was between twelve and twenty people hospitalized (depending on which report you saw), one of whom was a poor bastard who sustained steam burns over 70% of his body, and one person dead of a stress-related heart atack.
Then came this morning and the predicted transit issues, so I left for work just before 7:30 and took about an hour to get here, including the crosstown trek.
Stepping out onto Times Square I was unsurprised to see it totally unaffected by the previous day's disaster, it's riot of illuminated colors and herds of skyward-gazing tourists oblivious of the "frozen zone" just a few avenues east.

That's it.
6 comments:
jeeeez, we just found out this am... a little out of the news yesterday. I'm glad you're ok. Still, It's not a great feeling I imagine. Sorry you had to be there for the fear factor. That rumbling building is tooooo scary for me to think about.
XOXO Jvg
ps, you know i'd be with you body checking that dude outta the way to GET THE FUCK OUT!
Then again, i feel like that everyday! hahahahhaaa
Hey Bunche, that was a close one buddy. Sorry you had such a scare. Great news reporting, btw.
I was having 9/11 flashbacks just reading your account, particularly about transit problems and being trapped in Manhattan. The only thing missing were the F-16s flying over..
did you go to work today? did you wear a hazmat suit??? respirator??? don't breathe that crap.
Still looking at your pics. Totally insane! Are you ok????
Take your poisened clothes & shit to con ed & they'll give you $$$
Glad to hear you're okay!
I am very happy to know that you are safe. Thanks for such a vivid story, though I am sorry you had to go through such a scare.
Cristina
yo Bunche, as you may or may not know, I work at the corner of 45th and lexington in the building on top of the postoffice at grand central. I was still at work, when i heard the blast, and felt the buildng shake. the lights flickered. Being the IT whizard that i am, i knew that we had battery back up on everything and emergency cutover generators etc. so the lights flickering means that things is serious. I ran to the window, saw the cloud start to roll downthe street towards my building, looked at my buddy that sits next to me as i ran to the stairs and said "i'm out", saw him put his bag on and didn't look back after that, assuming that enough warning had been given. i took 35 flights of stairs in a little under 2 minutes. not bad for a 6'6" 400lbs ninja. apparently i had gotten the drop on everyone as there was only a little stairway traffic in front of me that i ballet danced around as i used my leviatinian girth to my advantage to gain an inordinate amount of downward acceleration (literally had to use the whole lobby to run out the speed i had built up). i got out side, and people were just standing there in groups saying things like, "what do you think is happening", "i better call my wife on her cell phone", "shit, i left my computer on"... i couldn't believe that people were just standing there, so i looked at a guy from work and said, "I hope that wasn't a dirty bomb, and in the case that it was, i'm hauling ass in the other direction as fast as possible." He agreed and we were soon trucking. we hit the $2 bus to jersey , and found a HUGE line. in the traverse across the city we had learned fromseveral coned employees and police officers that it was a burst steam pipe, so we decided to go into that little irish bar on the north west corner of the PABT (port authority bus terminal for the non newyorkers) called i believe dave's, and drank a couple of pitchers with some of the most unaware drunkards the city has to offer, and two really cute HR personnel from goldman sachs that i unsuccessfully tried to hit on (hey, it was a stressful 20 minutes, i felt like flexing some confidence) doing the same thng we were, trying to get the bartender to change the cannel from world series of poker to the news so we could see what the official party line was.
anyways, just wanted to share that i too was jostled back into thoughts of 40 stories of concrete entombment that day, and also got to have a great conversation with a couple of HOT HR ladies! it was the exact mirror opposite of how my corporate days usually pass.
here's to lovin kinship Bunche
-the cream in your 2 Bunche oreo, "Big Mike"
p.s. My boss texted me an hour later and said (and i quote verbatim) "You should call me before evacuation, I need to know the status." i leave you to your own judgements of this statement.
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