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Thursday, December 27, 2007


Regular readers of the Vault know I've got a frequently-run column called CINEMA SHITHOUSE, but now I have to come up with a different title for that corner of my internet fiefdom. You see, while trawling the darker recesses of Manhattan's oddball hole in the wall bookstores and magazine shops that cater to more "outre" tastes (bastions of reading that are dwindling on a daily basis) I stumbled across a Canadian mag entitled CINEMA SEWER , and it's a hell of a lot of fun (sleazy as a motherfucker, too). Its chief instigator, one Robin Bougie, has even put together a "best of" collection that just came out in book form, so since he got there first with the CINEMA SEWER title I feel it necessary to rename CINEMA SHITHOUSE so nobody will thnk I'm biting off of this guy's thing.

Yer Bunche, with the CINEMA SEWER collection.

I'm pondering several new titles for CINEMA SHITHOUSE, but I'd also like to include you, dear reader, on this process. Please send in any suggestions you may have, and while I'm certain to get many gag responses I really need some assistance on this one, so please help a brutha out.


--=MR.JOE=-- said...

"Blockbusters and Cocksuckers" go back to that theme.


Tars Tarkas said...

Celluloid hemorrhoids

Ken Pierce said...

"Uncle Bunche's Vile Video Vomitorium" or "Professor Bunche's Celluloid Crapper"

robseth said...

Bunche's Shaft On Film...though you might want to save that for porn reviews.

Gary said...

Please, no fisting...

Anonymous said...

Jim Browski says:

How about:

- Balcony Observations
- The Sticky Aisle
- The Cracked Lens
- FOCUS!! (with a pic of a guy shouting)
- Le Cinema de Merde
- I Want My 8 Bucks Back
- Hollywood Wasteland
- Bunche's Out Of Sequence Movies
- Take Two
- Bunche's Screening Room

John Bligh said...

"El Buncho's Gay Porn Extravaganza"

"Ya!!! Sheisse!!!"

"Movies Suck."

"Everything Sucks. Especially Movies."

Anonymous said...

Gag Reels?

I'm happy you found Cinema Sewer! Robin is an absolute genius and one of the sweetest people I've ever had the pleasure of running into at the shop on Wednesdays.

John Bligh said...

"Stan Bunche's AIM Agent From Hell!"